You May Not Kiss the Bride

Apr 3, 2011

1h 37m

★ 5.6

Till honeymoon do us part

Overview

Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.

Genres

Action

Crime

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Luminair Film Productions

Hawaii Film Partners

Showcase Entertainment, Inc.

You May Not Kiss the Bride Trailers

Cast

Bryan Lighthouse

Dave Annable

Masha Nikitin

Katharine McPhee

Ernesto

Rob Schneider

Tonya

Mena Suvari

Lani

Tia Carrere

Bryan's Mother

Kathy Bates

Vadik Nikitin

Ken Davitian

Agent Ross

Kevin Dunn

Brick

Vinnie Jones

Plumber

Stephen Tobolowsky

Agent Meyers

Howard Bishop

Borislava Nikitin

Jeanne Rogers

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