Useless Humans

Feb 25, 2021

1h 17m

★ 4.9

Humanity's last hope is completely hopeless.

Overview

A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Kinogo Pictures

Useless Humans Trailers

Cast

Brian

Josh Zuckerman

Louis

Rushi Kota

Jess

Davida Williams

Alex

Luke Youngblood

Chum

Edy Ganem

Wendy

Maya Kazan

Zachary

Joey Kern

Kenneth

Iqbal Theba

Duke

Tim DeZarn

Danny

Kevin Michael Martin

Alien

James Croak

Officer Butch McQuade

George Henry Horton

While exploring the neighboring woods, 13-year-old John discovers an unfinished bunker — a deep hole in the ground. Seemingly without provocation, he drugs his affluent parents and older sister and drags their unconscious bodies into the bunker, where he holds them captive. As they anxiously wait for John to free them from the hole, the boy returns home, where he can finally do what he wants.

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6.2

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7.4

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7.0

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4.5

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6.3

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7.3

Adaptation.

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7.3

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7.4

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6.6

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6.7

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6.1

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6.1

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5.4

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6.0

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6.4

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7.1

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6.2

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