Minty the Assassin

Aug 7, 2009

1h 20m

★ 1.9

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

Overview

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

Genres

Action

Adventure

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Ground Down Productions

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Cast

Minty

Elina Madison

Big Boss

Anthony Ray Parker

Double Delicious

Tabitha Taylor

Dr. Brain Bender

Chip Joslin

Molly Leviathan

Jacki R. Chan

Captain Capability

Hawk Younkins

Zen Cowboy

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Rat Monster

David A. Lockhart

Cute Postal Woman

Nora J. Novak

Hot Security Guard

Jade English

Sensational Ninja

McKay Stewart

Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)

Elan Hom

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