Rare Exports Inc.

Jun 19, 2003

0h 8m

★ 7.0

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Overview

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Woodpecker Film Oy

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Cast

Father Christmas

Otso Tarkela

Marker

Tommi Korpela

Sniper

Jorma Tommila

Tracker

Tazu Ovaska

Narrator (voice)

Jonathan Hutchings

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7.2

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6.6

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1.0

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6.9

Lammbock

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7.2

The Professional

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0.0

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3.5

Hellarious

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2.7

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0.0

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8.0

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7.0

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Jan 23, 1933

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4.0

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Jan 1, 1914

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6.8

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4.9

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5.2

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0.0

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6.0

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8.0

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