Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros

Mar 2, 2010

1h 21m

★ 4.7

Overview

Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla. Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple... and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)!

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Retromedia Entertainment

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Cast

Bikini Jones

Christine Nguyen

Evilla Cruella

Heather Vandeven

Carol

Rebecca Love

Drago

Frankie Cullen

Mark X

Billy Chappell

Security Guard

Brynn Tyler

Mr. Martin

Ted Newsom

Party Girl

Jayden Cole

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