Woodchipper Massacre

Jan 1, 1988

1h 21m

★ 4.6

How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?

Overview

Jon, Tom, and Denise accidently kill their senile old Aunt while she's looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim, their Aunt's son, shows up unexpectedly.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

McBride Productions

Camp Motion Pictures

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Cast

Jon

Jon McBride

Denise

Denice Edeal

Tom

Tom Casiello

Aunt Tess

Patricia McBride

Cousin Kim

Kim Bailey

Dad

Perren Page

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