Jesus, Mary and Joey

Jan 1, 2006

1h 45m

★ 4.0

Overview

Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

Federal Hill Pictures

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Cast

Joey Vitello

Vincent Pagano

Mary O`Callahan

Marley Shelton

Frankie Vitello

Jennifer Esposito

Sophia Vitello

Olympia Dukakis

Tony Cappucino

Jason Gedrick

Jack O`Callahan

Stacy Keach

Liz O`Callahan

Tess Harper

Angelina Vitello

Judith Scarpone

Joey Vitello Sr.

John Capodice

Mikey Vitello

Mike Pagano

Father Gino

Dan Lauria

Melissa

Hallie Eisenberg

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