We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

May 14, 2020

1h 22m

★ 5.0

A Found Noir

Overview

In early 2018, an email was sent to a select group of journalists and politicians in Australia, containing a link to thousands of hours of secretly filmed footage documenting day to day life in an ice dealer's house in South Sydney. The footage was refined down to this story of the ice dealer, Anton Berger, his girlfriend Effs, whom he keeps imprisoned in the house, his crew, Pincer, Bezza and Ahmed, and the bikers and corrupt cops he deals with.

Genres

Crime

Thriller

Production Companies

Known Associates

We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders Trailers

Cast

Effs

Stephanie King

Anton

Lindsay Farris

Jimmy

Max Brown

Pincer

Anthony Taufa

Ahmed

Fayssal Bazzi

Bezza

Stef Smith

The Kid

Mirrabee Penrith

Godfrey

John Cordukes

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