Primitiva

Aug 19, 2019

1h 9m

★ 1.5

A surreal cinematic experience unlike anything you’ve seen.

Overview

Tiki-epic film about a group of rich(ish) friends on a self-realization retreat in the jungle.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Primitiva Trailers

Cast

Narrator (voice)

Michael Madsen

Perry

Parker Love Bowling

Katrina

Kansas Bowling

Sloth 1 (voice)

Johnny Sins

Sloth 2 (voice)

Andy Schrock

Nate

Daniel Trujillo

Sonya

Sofe Cote

Kent

Kalvin Madsen

Sloth 3 (voice)

Don De Vore

Stella

Sadie Moon

Damien

Kevin Hayeland

Nathan, a nervous wreck, is both excited and terrified while embarking on a weekend camping trip with the girl of his dreams (Amber). When Amber goes missing in the woods , an adrenaline-fueled Nathan boldly decides he must search for her. While venturing deeper and deeper into the woods, he becomes increasingly certain that someone else may be in the woods with him.

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