Primitiva

Aug 19, 2019

1h 9m

★ 1.5

A surreal cinematic experience unlike anything you’ve seen.

Overview

Tiki-epic film about a group of rich(ish) friends on a self-realization retreat in the jungle.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Primitiva Trailers

Cast

Narrator (voice)

Michael Madsen

Perry

Parker Love Bowling

Katrina

Kansas Bowling

Sloth 1 (voice)

Johnny Sins

Sloth 2 (voice)

Andy Schrock

Nate

Daniel Trujillo

Sonya

Sofe Cote

Kent

Kalvin Madsen

Sloth 3 (voice)

Don De Vore

Stella

Sadie Moon

Damien

Kevin Hayeland

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