The Machine

May 25, 2023

1h 52m

★ 5.8

To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.

Overview

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Crime

Production Companies

Shaken, Not Stirred Productions

Balkanic Media

Legendary Pictures

Uh Hundred Percent

Levity Productions

The Machine Trailers

Cast

Bert Kreischer

Albert Kreischer

Mark Hamill

Bert Kreischer (young)

Jimmy Tatro

LeeAnn

Stephanie Kurtzuba

Igor

Nikola Đuričko

Idina

Iva Babić

Sponge

Martyn Ford

Alexei

Robert Maaser

Sasha

Jess Gabor

Ashley

Rita Bernard-Shaw

Train Igor

Oleg Taktarov

Tatiana

Amelie Child-Villiers

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