A Heist with Markiplier

Oct 30, 2019

1h 30m

★ 7.4

You'll be just fine. Hehe.

Overview

You join Markiplier on the heist of a lifetime, but in this original comedic interactive story you decide how the heist turns out in the end. Choose wisely.

Genres

Adventure

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Markiplier Studios

Rooster Teeth Productions

A Heist with Markiplier Trailers

Cast

Mark

Mark Fischbach

Professor Beauregard

Rosanna Pansino

Hermit

Matthew Patrick

Chance Morris

Security Guard 1

Gavin Free

Security Guard 2

Dan Gruchy

Security Guard 3 / Bob / Bubba

Robert Muyskens

Security Guard 4 / Wade / Wubba

Wade Barnes

Warden

Mick Lauer

Bam Bam

Michael Gregory

Sparkles McGhee

Andrew Rose Gregory

Jimmy the Pickle / Pirate Goon

Jason C Campbell

Denmark, 1967. In the midst of a cultural renaissance, all cultured people want to support Danish cinema, especially when it receives funding from the film fund to shoot scenes on location in a bank. The respectable bankers naturally agree to play extras in their own bank and be a little cultured for just one evening. No one suspects that the film's script is the work of "Grosserer Nielsen" from Vesterport, alias "Smukke Arne." No one suspects why "Karate Smutti" is having a field day teaching physical exercises. No one suspects why little Mrs. Jensen in the attic across from Aktiebanken has two nice lodgers. No one knows why Rosa—Dad's own pet—is fussing over her window boxes in the porch. WHO relieved Aktiebanken of 2 million stray dollars is a mystery—except to Judge Vinter. But Handsome Arne and Rose are enjoying an expensive and wonderful vacation—far, far, far away from Denmark.

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