Bonjour Madame, Bonjour Monsieur

Feb 6, 2012

0h 15m

★ 10.0

Overview

A man with a serious illness, visits his doctor. His condition does not improve. So, he asks him to come back with his wife. But here is the problem, he makes believe for several years to ...

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Madame, Monsieur

Mustapha Abourachid

Neighbor

Catherine Lachens

Doctor

Ariane Pirié

Delphine Depardieu

Patient

Sebastien Barrio

Neighbor

Mathilda Dileva

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