The Hottie & The Nottie

Feb 8, 2008

1h 31m

★ 2.9

Love never needed to be so blind.

Overview

Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Purple Pictures

Regent Entertainment

The Hottie & The Nottie Trailers

Cast

Cristabel Abbott

Paris Hilton

Nate Cooper

Joel David Moore

June Phigg

Christine Lakin

Johann Wulrich

Johann Urb

Cole Slawsen

Adam Kulbersh

Arno Blount

Greg Romero Wilson

Mrs. Blount

Marianne Muellerleile

Jane

Kathryn Fiore

Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy

Morgan Rusler

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