My Own Swordsman

Jan 26, 2011

1h 37m

★ 5.1

Overview

After an eighty episode run on mainland Chinese television, Shang Jing's popular kung fu comedy makes the jump to the big screen with this feature version.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

China Film Group Corporation

My Own Swordsman Trailers

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Cast

Bai Zhantang

Sha Yi

Lü Xiucai

Yu Entai

Zhu Wushuang / The Constable

Ni Hongjie

Li Dazui / The Cook

Jiang Chao

Guo Furong

Yao Chen

Tong Xiangyu

Yan Ni

Wu Ma

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, when the eunuchs were playing power, the loyal minister Zuo Guangdou was murdered by impeaching the traitor Wei Zhongxian, and Man Sect died tragically under the dark power of Dongchang. His daughter Zuo Qinghan was rescued by Fang Tushan, a hundred households of Jinyiwei, who was the evidence of the party’s corruption and perverting the law, Zuo Qinghan

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