Porn for Newbies

Oct 3, 2019

1h 33m

★ 5.9

Overview

An amateur filmmaker’s life gets complicated when a mobster hires him to direct a pornographic horror movie starring a frighteningly sexy actress.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Salado Media

INCAA

Cine Argentino

Porn for Newbies Trailers

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Cast

Victor Medina

Martín Piroyansky

Aníbal

Nicolás Furtado

Ashley Cummings

Carolina Mânica

Boris

Daniel Aráoz

Leticia

Nuria Fló

Ruben

Hugo Piccinini

Néstor

Jorge Bazzano

Elsa

Teresita Casella

Padre Simón

Roberto Suárez

Joaquín

Denny Brechner

Obdulio

Ariel Píriz

Karina Hernandez

A player in a famous orchestra finds sexual experiences with a Russian opera singer, which he enjoys much because his wife has just left due to the fact that he has purchased a porno movie. The orchestra player gets known to his neighbour, a gay man having also relationship troubles, and together they are trying hard to find a way how to go on with their lifes.

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