Krazy House

May 16, 2024

1h 30m

★ 4.8

Overview

When Russian workers in Bernie’s house turn out to be wanted criminals, Bernie has to man up and save his ’90s sitcom family.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Kaap Holland Film

Krazy House Trailers

Cast

Bernie Christian

Nick Frost

Eva Christian

Alicia Silverstone

Piotr Christian

Jan Bijvoet

Sarah Christian

Gaite Jansen

Adam Christian

Walt Klink

Dmitri

Chris Peters

Igor

Matti Stooker

Jesus

Kevin Connolly

Dr. White

John Jones

Officer Janssen

Jacob Derwig

Nadia

Victoria Koblenko

Officer Jack

Greg Shapiro

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6.2

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5.0

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6.2

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6.1

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6.5

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6.8

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7.1

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7.7

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7.2

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8.0

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5.4

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4.6

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