We'll Test It on Humans

May 9, 2019

1h 20m

★ 7.9

Saving a marriage just got easier.

Overview

In a last ditch effort to save his marriage, Ernie Mills decides to test a love drug on two unsuspecting real estate agents before ultimately giving it to his unsuspecting wife. Madness, murder and hijinks ensue.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Thriller

Production Companies

Epic Films (US)

We'll Test It on Humans Trailers

Cast

Ernie Mills

Brian Gianci

Kurt

Chris Shenkle

Joe Dingleman

James Wirt

Jake

Kevin O'Donnell

Liz

Alaina Gianci

Joan

Courtney Desman

Buck

Nicholas Dullea

Detective Torres

Alfredo Diaz

Detective Denton

Mark Noonan

Bridge Worker

George Deihl Jr.

Tow Lot Guy

Douglas Taurel

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