Love, Sex, and Eating the Bones

Sep 6, 2003

1h 40m

★ 4.1

Some Choices are Harder than Others

Overview

A sexy urban comedy about how a guy who is addicted to watching pornography discovers love is stronger than fantasy when he meets and falls in love with the girl of his dreams.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Eating the Bones Productions

Hungry Eyes Media

The Film Works

imX Communications

Love, Sex, and Eating the Bones Trailers

Cast

Michael Joseph

Hill Harper

Jasmine LeJeune

Marlyne Barrett

Glenroy 'Sweets' Lindo

Mark Taylor

Lisette

Marieka Weathered

Peaches LeJeune

Kai Soremekun

Heather Taylor

Karen Robinson

Trish Papandreou

Jennifer Baxter

Kennedy

Ed Robertson

Robbie MacKinnon

Kenny Robinson

Gemma Dower

Ayumi Iizuka

Phil E. Butts

Christopher Lee Clements

Anthony Mingelli

Neil Crone

Brian Torro (Sean Dennison) has built his career -- and his sizable fortune -- on his ability to make people believe anything. When a client (Joe Reed) uncovers his ruse by chance and tries to blackmail him for 50 million euros, Torro's only got a week to turn the tables. Director Aaron Moorhead also co-wrote the screenplay for this independent drama about the fine art of B.S. -- and the business of carbon emissions.

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