We're No Angels

Jul 7, 1955

1h 46m

★ 7.2

A strangler... A swindler... A safecracker... Yet you'll love them!

Overview

Three convicts escape from prison on Devil's Island just before Christmas and arrive at a nearby French colonial town. They go to the store of the Ducotels, the only store that gives supplies on credit. They initially intend to take advantage of them but have a change of heart after they find the family is in financial troubles.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures

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Cast

Joseph

Humphrey Bogart

Albert

Aldo Ray

Jules

Peter Ustinov

Amelie Ducotel

Joan Bennett

Andre Trochard

Basil Rathbone

Felix Ducotel

Leo G. Carroll

Paul Trochard

John Baer

Isabelle Ducotel

Gloria Talbott

Mme. Parole

Lea Penman

Medical Officer Arnaud

John Smith

Coachman (uncredited)

George Dee

Vendor (uncredited)

John George

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