You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

Oct 19, 1977

1h 32m

★ 4.8

Overview

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

AMLF

Les Films du Triangle

World Productions

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Cast

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Coluche

La reine Madeleine

Dominique Lavanant

La cousine Lucienne

Anémone

Le bouffon

Martin Lamotte

Antremont

Michel Blanc

Le duc d'Orléans

Roland Giraud

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Jugnot

Le chevalier blanc

Gérard Lanvin

Le héraut d'armes

Thierry Lhermitte

La reine de Flandre

Marie-Anne Chazel

Le duc d'Ambise

Philippe Bruneau

Le radoteur

Michel Puterflam

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