RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus

Dec 4, 2014

1h 56m

★ 7.0

Overview

From the strange and ridiculously colorful world of K. Gordon Murray comes the 1959 Holiday classic Santa Claus. Made in Mexico and dubbed into glorious English, Santa Claus tells the story of, well, Santa Claus, who lives in a big white castle above us in Geosynchronous Orbit and watches over us all in a way that would make the NSA jealous. It’s Christmas Eve, and on Earth poor little Lupita wishes for a doll. Santa hears her wish and prepares for his yearly visit, helped by the heavily medicated Merlin the Wizard and Santa’s unintentionally creepy mechanical reindeer.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Horror

Production Companies

RiffTrax

K. Gordon Murray Productions

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Cast

Self

Michael J. Nelson

Self

Kevin Murphy

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Bill Corbett

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