We're No Angels

Jun 2, 1989

1h 46m

★ 6.2

Escaped convicts disguised as priests. It'll take a miracle to get away with this one.

Overview

Two escaped cons' only prayer to escape is to pass themselves off as priests and pass by the police blockade at the border into the safety of Canada.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures

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Cast

Ned

Robert De Niro

Jim

Sean Penn

Molly

Demi Moore

Father Levesque

Hoyt Axton

Deputy

Bruno Kirby

Warden

Ray McAnally

Bobby

James Russo

Translator

Wallace Shawn

Young Monk

John C. Reilly

Sheriff

Jay Brazeau

Bishop Nogalich

Ken Buhay

Mrs. Blair

Elizabeth Lawrence

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