Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx

Jun 13, 1970

1h 30m

★ 4.2

Happiness is a Quackser Fortune!

Overview

In Dublin, a working class family has been unsuccessful in convincing their son to get a real job: the son prefers his job of scooping up horse's dung and selling it for flower gardens. An American exchange student almost runs him over and gets to know him. The dung man has ignored warnings from his family and suddenly the horses have been banned from Dublin. His new love is leaving for America and he must find a way to cope with the new reality.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

UMC Pictures

Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx Trailers

Cast

Quackser Fortune

Gene Wilder

Zazel

Margot Kidder

Betsy Bourke

Eileen Colgan

Mrs Fortune

May Ollis

Mr Fortune

Seamus Forde

Maguire

David Kelly

Donal

Danny Cummins

Kathleen Fortune

Liz Davis

Mike

Tony Doyle

Vera Fortune

Caroline Tully

Tim

John Kelly

Damien

Paul Murphy

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