The Girl Who Shagged Me

Mar 29, 2005

1h 17m

★ 3.8

She puts the double ohhhh back in secret agent

Overview

A British secret service agent tracks down a lunatic doctor whom has stolen the frozen body of a dormant cave woman from a determined archaeologist.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Viscera Motion Pictures

Seduction Cinema

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Cast

Goddess of Lust

Anushka Garin

Captain Lavish

Frank Bowdler

Officer Johnson / Hannibal Letcher

Erin Brown

Alfred Tripple / Sheik Mustaphahandful / Dave the Yeti

Rob Taylor

Doctor Unsound

Mark Standley

Jade / Candy Peaks

Rachel Travers

Dudley Mc Bride

Johnny Mango

Detective

Adrian Ottiwell

Security Guard 1 / Caveman / Newsreader

Andy Sawyer

Schoolgirl 1 / Horny Plumber

A.J. Khan

Goddess' Mom / Schoolgirl 2 / Horny Housewife

Jessica Loveitt

Cavegirl

Sally Huxley

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