Beef

Apr 1, 2007

0h 14m

★ 0.0

Overview

BEEF tells the story of an BBQ evening hosted by Marc, a somewhat peculiar perfectionist. Everything is planned to be meticulous. The serviettes matching with the plastic cutlery and cups - and of course the guests. His ex-girlfriend (who brings her new boyfriend along), two sisters (the one has a crush on Marc and the other is a Vegetarian!) and two strange men (one of whom seems to fancy Marc and the other just quietly digs into the food). Everything could have been so perfect, as Marc had planned - but the guests end up ridiculing Marc and reduce the host to a servant, but they forget that he who laughs last...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Pretty Cow Movies

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Cast

Markus

Obed Emvula

Nina

Sara Chitambo

Jason

Bassi Mushimba

Sindy

Teresia Kahorongo

Penna

Oshosheni Hiveluah

Sandile

Chrisjan Appollus

Utoni

Kauna Hoabeb

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