The Ship of Look-Alikes

Mar 7, 1997

1h 24m

★ 1.0

Overview

A ship with doubles sails from the pier on the Moscow River, heading with a show program to one of the provincial Russian cities. The murder of Thatcher's look-alike that happened on board is being investigated by police captain Zharov.

Genres

Comedy

Mystery

Production Companies

OOO Seans

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Cast

Captain Zharov

Vladimir Zhirinovsky

FSB Colonel

Emmanuil Vitorgan

Colonel-General

Leonid Bronevoy

compere

Stanislav Sadalskiy

narrator

Yuriy Yakovlev

voice of Hitler

Sergei Bezrukov

Stalin

Georgy Saakyan

Hitler

Aleksandr Shishkin

Brezhnev

Boris Makarov

Vladimir Tishenkov

Anatoliy Koklenkov

Nikolai Levykin

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