The Snake

Mar 13, 2009

1h 20m

★ 5.0

The funniest movie about dating a bulimic... possibly ever.

Overview

Ken's an inveterate womanizer who joins an all female body image support group to put the moves on Talia, a young woman with an eating disorder.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

The Snake Trailers

Cast

Ken

Adam Goldstein

Talia

Nina Braddock

Natalie

Melanie Case

Lisa

Valerie Weak

Becca

Stefanie Goldstein

Connie

Nancy G. Heine

Jen

Katheryn Hecht

Michelle

Katherine Celio

The Expert

Margaret Cho

Treatment Center Receptionist

Jayne Entwistle

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3.8

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