Holy Moses

Oct 25, 2018

0h 15m

★ 4.7

Overview

In 1963 a cow goes missing from an Irish Magdalene Asylum only to reappear 25 years later at a gas station in Texas. The attendant calls the sheriff, the sheriff calls the doctor, and together the three discover a strange mystery in the middle of an American nowhere.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Horsegod Productions

Holy Moses Trailers

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Cast

Justice

Philip Ettinger

Mary

Amanda Seyfried

Sheriff

Thomas Sadoski

Doc Bob

Dan Bakkedahl

The Priest

John Gowans

Nun on Farm

Ruby Wolf

Nun on Farm

Ino Badanjak

Nun on Farm

Larosey Burrill

Mother Superior

Joanne Powers

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