Cruise of the Gods

Dec 23, 2002

1h 30m

★ 4.8

Overview

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

TV Movie

Production Companies

BBC

Baby Cow Productions

Cruise of the Gods Trailers

Cast

Andy Van Allen

Rob Brydon

Nick Lee

Steve Coogan

Jeff Monks

David Walliams

Russell

James Corden

Hugh Bispham

Philip Jackson

Graham Ball

Niall Buggy

Jenny

Helen Coker

Yasmina

Rachel Shelley

Himself

Jack Jones

Himself

Brian Conley

Vivienne

Robin Weaver

Daniel

Daniel Cerqueira

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