

Robert Mutt is *not* a douche bag.
On the advice of his childhood hero, Robert R. Mutt embarks on a madcap adventure to attain the three keys to being a "somebody" - a girl, some money and a championship ring.

Robert Mutt

Clinton Manitoba

Fred Steinke

Hershey Hershenfield

Cookie De Whitt

Edna Kemperton

Dixie

J. Amberson De Whitt

Eugene 'Euge' Dillion

Dr. Pooseby

Uncle Casper

George