Robert Mutt is *not* a douche bag.
On the advice of his childhood hero, Robert R. Mutt embarks on a madcap adventure to attain the three keys to being a "somebody" - a girl, some money and a championship ring.
Robert Mutt
Clinton Manitoba
Fred Steinke
Hershey Hershenfield
Cookie De Whitt
Edna Kemperton
Dixie
J. Amberson De Whitt
Eugene 'Euge' Dillion
Dr. Pooseby
Uncle Casper
George