The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu

Oct 3, 2009

1h 18m

★ 5.1

Overview

Jeff, a down on his luck office worker finds out he is the last living relative of horror novelist H.P. Lovecraft. What he doesn't know is that Lovecraft's monsters are real and will soon threaten the very existence of mankind. Jeff and his best friend Charlie are forced to embark on a perilous adventure and they enlist the help of high school acquaintance, Paul, a self proclaimed Lovecraft specialist. Together the three unlikely heroes must protect an alien relic and prevent the release of an acient evil, known as Cthulhu.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Adventure

Production Companies

Outlaw Films

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu Trailers

Cast

Jeff

Kyle Davis

Charlie

Devin McGinn

Captain Olaf

Gregg Lawrence

Professor Lake

Edmund Lupinski

Chelsea

Leah McKendrick

Mr. Snodgrass

Richard Riehle

Henry

Oren Skoog

Clarence

Martin Starr

Nicole

Alexi Wasser

Starspawn

Ethan Wilde

Susie

Jessica Kinney

Jimbo

Harry Karp

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