What a Honeymoon

Jan 1, 1980

1h 35m

★ 5.7

Overview

Two newlyweds, Yolanda, an adventurer, and Simón, a young bookworm, travel to Banana Island, where they enjoy the days of wine and roses of their honeymoon until a particularly ridiculous dying man gives them a simple scrap of paper, thus putting into motion a crazy treasure hunt, as fun and erotic as it is dangerous. (Filmed in 1979, lost around January 1980 and found by chance in 2018, in the vaults of the Spanish Film Archive.)

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Production Companies

Magna Films

What a Honeymoon Trailers

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Cast

Yolanda

Lina Romay

Simón

Emilio Álvarez

Craig

Max H. Boulois

Matt Simon

Antonio Mayans

Greta

Susy Boulois

Oscar Martínez

Marisol García

Spencer (uncredited)

Antonio de Cabo

Dying Man (uncredited)

Jesús Franco

Oriental Woman (uncredited)

Ana María Rossier

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