Hardbodies

May 4, 1984

1h 28m

★ 4.7

If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.

Overview

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Chroma III Productions

Columbia Pictures

Hardbodies Trailers

Cast

Scotty

Grant Cramer

Kristi

Teal Roberts

Hunter

Gary Wood

Rounder

Michael Rapport

Ashby

Sorrells Pickard

Lana

Roberta Collins

Kimberly

Cindy Silver

Rag

Courtney Gains

Michelle

Kristi Somers

Candy

Crystal Shaw

Dede

Darcy DeMoss

Rocco

Antony Ponzini

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