Texas Across the River

Oct 26, 1966

1h 41m

★ 5.5

A Swinging Fun-Romp that Fractures the Frontier!

Overview

The Louisiana wedding of debutante Phoebe Ann Naylor to Don Andrea de Baldasar, El Duce de la Casala is stopped by the Cavalry over a matter of honor. Don Andrea flees across the river to Texas, where he meets up with Sam Hollis and his Indian sidekick, Kronk, who are carrying rifles to the town of Moccasin Flats. Don Andrea rescues an Indian maiden, Lonetta, tames some longhorns, competes with Sam for Phoebe's affections, eludes a Comanche war party and the cavalry and ultimately saves the town and gets his girl.

Genres

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

Texas Across the River Trailers

Cast

Sam Hollis

Dean Martin

Don Andrea

Alain Delon

Phoebe

Rosemary Forsyth

Kronk

Joey Bishop

Lonetta

Tina Aumont

Capt. Stimpson

Peter Graves

Iron Jacket

Michael Ansara

Yellow Knife

Linden Chiles

Lt. Sibley

Andrew Prine

Yancy

Stuart Anderson

Morton

Roy Barcroft

Willet

George D. Wallace

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6.7

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7.6

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6.0

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6.4

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6.1

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6.5

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0.0

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5.5

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6.4

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6.3

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5.6

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0.0

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4.6

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6.1

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5.7

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0.0

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6.1

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6.4

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