Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Sep 24, 2010

1h 30m

★ 4.3

This sister is one bad mother!

Overview

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and also drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of her own death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did wrong to her. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang "Los Muertos" to track down and to kill her they soon realize that this sister is one bad mother.

Genres

Thriller

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Freak Show Entertainment

Camelot Entertainment Group

Darknight Pictures

Nude Nuns with Big Guns Trailers

Cast

Sister Sarah

Asun Ortega

Brother John

Bill Oberst Jr.

Mistress Charlotte

Ivet Corvea

GoGo

Devanny Pinn

Temperance

Tawny Amber Young

Mr. Foo

Maxie J. Santillan Jr.

Rev. Doc. Cleophas Aloysius Doolittle

Tomas Boykin

Sister Mary

Kimberly Ables Jindra

Beverly

Jessica Elder

Sister Monica

Monica Ramon

Father Bernardo

Maz Siam

Sal

Larry Eudene

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