The Family Jewels

Jul 1, 1965

1h 39m

★ 6.4

Jerry is seven times nuttier in seven gems of character portrayal!

Overview

A young heiress must choose between six uncles, one of which is up to no good and out to harm the girl's beloved bodyguard who practically raised her.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures

The Family Jewels Trailers

Cast

Willard Woodward / James Peyton / Everett Peyton / Julius Peyton / Eddie Peyton / Skylock Peyton / Bugs Peyton

Jerry Lewis

Donna Peyton

Donna Butterworth

Dr. Matson

Sebastian Cabot

Attorney

Neil Hamilton

Attorney

Jay Adler

Anne Baxter

Pool Player

Robert Strauss

Airline Passenger

Jesslyn Fax

Airline Passenger

Renie Riano

Joe

Herbie Faye

Gas Station Attendant

Norman Leavitt

Airline Passenger

Ellen Corby

Jean and Bill are a married couple trying to scrape a living. Out of the blue they receive a telegram informing them Bill's long-lost uncle has died and left them his business—a cinema in the town of Sloughborough. Unfortunately they can't sell it for the fortune they hoped as they discover it is falling down and almost worthless.

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