Traditional Family Vampires

Jun 20, 2000

0h 15m

★ 0.0

Overview

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

Genres

Comedy

Horror

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Cast

Father

Brian Hinds

Mother

Christine Louise Marshall

Daughter

Sarah Lord

Man

J.D. Merritt

Himself

Cole Tucker

LaWanda

Harrison Ankers

The Priest

John Hickson

Old Woman

Mary Lou Bagley

Bar Patron

Bobby R. Poirier

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