I Hate Kids

Jan 18, 2019

1h 29m

★ 5.8

3 words made him famous. 3 days will change his life.

Overview

Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Route One Entertainment

Red Rover Films

DreamAlliance Entertainment

Freestyle Digital Media

Swing Lake Entertainment

I Hate Kids Trailers

Cast

Nick Pearson

Tom Everett Scott

The Amazing Fabular

Tituss Burgess

Mason

Julian Feder

Sydney Bartlett

Rachel Boston

Kelly

Rhea Seehorn

Richard

Andrew Bowen

Joanna

Julie Ann Emery

Carla Intinoli

Maria de Lourdes Severny

Daisy

Emily De Margheriti

Janice Bodicker

Arden Myrin

Winifred 'Winny'/Freddy

Chris Levine

Christine Hurley

Marisa Tomei

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