Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

Mar 6, 2020

1h 33m

★ 5.1

A cult cult comedy

Overview

A small-town couple finds the perfect apartment in the big city, except there's one catch: the apartment is home to the ritualistic suicides of a deranged cult.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Thriller

Production Companies

Company X

MarVista Entertainment

Tamperclean Films

Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss Trailers

Cast

Claire

Kate Micucci

Paul

Sam Huntington

Storsh

Taika Waititi

Cartwright

Dan Harmon

Cultist

Mark McKinney

Nordheim

Rhea Seehorn

Pearl

Dana Gould

Cultist

Maria Bamford

Cultist

Brian Posehn

Anthea

Lilan Bowden

Tony

Jon Dore

Beatrice

Mindy Sterling

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5.3

Downloading Nancy

Jan 21, 2008

When Albert Stockwell comes home from work one day he finds a note from his wife of 15 years, Nancy, saying she has gone to see friends. After waiting several days, Albert realizes that his wife is missing. Nancy has met her salvation on the Internet in the form of Louis Farley. Nancy and Louis, both wounded souls, take comfort in one another through e-mail, pictures, and promises of perverse sexual encounters.

6.2

My Old Lady

Sep 9, 2014

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7.0

Targets

Aug 15, 1968

An aging horror-movie icon's fate intersects with that of a seemingly ordinary young man on a psychotic shooting spree around Los Angeles.

5.0

Cthulhu

Aug 22, 2008

A Seattle history professor, drawn back to his estranged family on the Oregon coast to execute his late mother's estate, is reacquainted with his best friend from childhood, with whom he has a long-awaited tryst. Caught in an accelerating series of events, he discovers aspects of his father's New Age cult which take on a dangerous and apocalyptic significance.

6.7

The Prisoner of Second Avenue

Mar 14, 1975

Mel Edison has just lost his job after many years and now has to cope with being unemployed at middle age during an intense NYC heat wave.

7.1

Santa Sangre

Nov 24, 1989

A former circus artist escapes from a mental hospital to rejoin his armless, cult leader mother, and is forced to enact brutal murders in her name.

4.5

Backwoods

Jul 24, 2009

A group of friends embark on a camping trip for a ten-year high school reunion. Their celebration soon turns into a battle for survival when they realize that the locals, who are not what they seem, are hunting them down.

4.2

30 Days Until I'm Famous

May 7, 2004

A Latina working in Los Angeles as a messenger is randomly discovered and fashioned into a pop music star.

6.6

Hannah Montana: The Movie

Apr 10, 2009

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7.3

Assault on Precinct 13

Oct 8, 1976

A highway patrol officer, two criminals, and a station secretary form an unlikely alliance to defend a defunct Los Angeles precinct against a siege by a bloodthirsty street gang.

7.1

Barefoot in the Park

May 25, 1967

In this film based on a Neil Simon play, newlyweds Corie, a free spirit, and Paul Bratter, an uptight lawyer, share a sixth-floor apartment in Greenwich Village. Soon after their marriage, Corie tries to find a companion for mother, Ethel, who is now alone, and sets up Ethel with neighbor Victor. Inappropriate behavior on a double date causes conflict, and the young couple considers divorce.

4.5

Undiscovered

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A group of aspiring entertainers try to establish careers for themselves in the city of Los Angeles.

6.1

The Lodge

Jan 16, 2020

When a father is forced to abruptly depart for work, he leaves his children, Aidan and Mia, at their holiday home in the care of his new girlfriend, Grace. Isolated and alone, a blizzard traps them inside the lodge as terrifying events summon specters from Grace's dark past.

5.9

Getting Played

Dec 10, 2005

Three smart and sexy friends, Andrea, Lauren and Emily, are fed up with being played by the men in their lives. To prove that all men are predictable and easily seduced, this hot trio decides to play by a new set of rules. They enter into a wild game of seduction to convince one lucky man that he's living the dream... but what the girls don't realize is their mark is on to their game and he's got a few plays of his own. Can the girls win? Or, will this player's double play end their game?

5.5

City of Industry

Mar 14, 1997

A retired thief swears revenge on the lunatic who murdered his brother and partner, while going on the run with the loot they stole.

5.2

B.A.P.S

Mar 28, 1997

Two wannabe Black American princesses aim to marry rich men, who will pay for their world's first combination hair salon and soul food restaurant.

4.3

A Case for Murder

May 19, 1993

Jack Hammett is an aggressive young defence attorney on the rise up the corporate ladder. In the courtroom he's known as the "Hail Mary Kid" for his ability to win the unwinnable cases. When one of the firm's lawyers, Darren Gaines, is murdered and Gaines' wife is charged, Hammett is assigned as her attorney. Hammett asks Kate Weldon, a recently hired lawyer, to assist him. Together they discover some inconsistencies in the case as well as a possible connection to the recent murder of a judge.

6.0

The Stuff

Jun 14, 1985

Amalgamated Dairies hires David Rutherford, an FBI man turned industrial saboteur, to investigate a popular new product called “the Stuff,” a new dessert product that is blowing ice cream sales out of the water. Nobody knows how it’s made or what’s in it, but people are lining up to buy it. It's got a delicious flavor to die for!

5.1

Urban Justice

Oct 21, 2007

Seagal plays a man with a dark and violent past, who seeks revenge for the murder of his son.