Confessions from a Holiday Camp

Aug 1, 1977

1h 28m

★ 5.0

Holiday Campers Exposed! The Funniest Take Off Of the Season!

Overview

Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Columbia Pictures

Confessions from a Holiday Camp Trailers

Cast

Timmy Lea

Robin Askwith

Sid Noggett

Anthony Booth

Mrs. Lea

Doris Hare

Mr. Walter Lea

Bill Maynard

Rosie Noggett

Sheila White

Fred Roughage

Colin Crompton

Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk

Liz Fraser

Brigitte Dubois

Linda Hayden

Mr. William Whitemonk

John Junkin

Lionel

Lance Percival

Blackbird

Nicola Blackman

Kevin

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