The Long Swift Sword of Siegfried

Apr 8, 1971

1h 32m

★ 3.1

Overview

An "adults only" retelling of the legend of Siegfried.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Action

Production Companies

Hermes Synchron

Atlas Film & TV Produktion GmbH

Entertainment Ventures (EVI)

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Cast

Siegfried

Raimund Harmstorf

Kriemhild

Sybil Danning

Giselher - King's Brother

Fred Berhoff

Gernot - King's Brother

Walter Kraus

Brunhild

Heidy Bohlen

Gunter

Carlheinz Heitmann

Hagen - Eye-patch Noble

Fred Coplan

Hansel

Peter Berling

Locker

Achim Kaden

Loreley / Pageboy

Céline Bernier

Nude in the hay

Rosemarie Heinikel

Kriemhild's Maiden

Katharina Herberg

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