Stay Away, Joe

Mar 8, 1968

1h 42m

★ 5.3

Elvis is kissin' cousins again- and also friends, friends of friends, and even some perfect strangers!

Overview

Joe Lightcloud persuades his Congressman to give him 20 heifers and a prize bull so he and his father, Charlie, can prove that the Navajos can successfully raise cattle on the reservation. If their experiment is successful, then the government will help all the Navajo people. But Joe's friend, Bronc Hoverty, accidentally barbecues the prize bull, while Joe sells the heifers to buy plumbing and other home improvements for his stepmother.

Genres

Western

Music

Comedy

Production Companies

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Stay Away, Joe Trailers

Cast

Joe Lightcloud

Elvis Presley

Charlie Lightcloud

Burgess Meredith

Glenda Callahan

Joan Blondell

Annie Lightcloud

Katy Jurado

Grandpa

Thomas Gomez

Hy Slager

Henry Jones

Bronc Hoverty

L.Q. Jones

Mamie Callahan

Quentin Dean

Mrs. Hawkins

Anne Seymour

Congressman Morrissey

Douglas Henderson

Lorne Hawkins

Angus Duncan

Frank Hawk (as Michael Lane)

Mike Lane

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