Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

Oct 6, 1982

1h 22m

★ 6.1

Overview

In ancient Rome, a simple pepboy for chars becomes involved in a coup against Cesar. Rahatlocum is a North African Roman colony where Julius Caesar came to spend an expensive holiday. The revolt rumbles among the locals who find a leader in the person of Ben-Hur Marcel.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Carthago Films

Renn Productions

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Cast

Ben-Hur Marcel / Aminemephet

Coluche

Jules César

Michel Serrault

Paulus

Jean Yanne

Laetitia

Françoise Fabian

Consul Demetrius

Michel Auclair

Cléopâtre

Mimi Coutelier

Faucuius

Darry Cowl

Lion keeper

Paul Préboist

Tatouius

Daniel Emilfork

Centurion

André Pousse

Secutor Flavien Magister

Michel Constantin

Herald of the arena

Philippe Clay

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