If I Had Known I Was a Genius

Jan 23, 2007

1h 42m

★ 4.0

Overview

A teenager with a high I.Q. who decides to become an actor. When his TV show gets cancelled, he is faced with a difficult career choice.

Genres

Comedy

Family

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Cast

Michael Reed

Markus Redmond

Mom

Whoopi Goldberg

Dad

Keith David

Teresa Reed

Debra Wilson

Gloria Fremont

Sharon Stone

Stephanie Robbins

Tara Reid

Nana

Della Reese

Public School Principal

French Stewart

Walter

Daniel Benzali

Rich School Teacher

Julie Hagerty

Game Show Host

Andy Richter

Engine Man

Mark Boone Junior

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