If We Took a Holiday

Jul 12, 2014

0h 17m

★ 4.5

Overview

A struggling LA actress impersonates Madonna for the day as a birthday gift for her recently dumped gay BFF, musical numbers and all....but things don't go as planned.

Genres

Comedy

Music

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Cast

Dancer

Benjamin Allen

Barista

Max Karl Bussell

Taco Truck Customer

John Carrozza

Upset Dancer

Danny Casillas

Bodyguard #1

Lawrence Wayne Curry

Dancer

Gabe De Dios

Marko

Mario Diaz

Bouncer (as Demarkes Dogan)

De'Markes Dogan

Cafe Patron

Glenn Gaylord

Kent

Johnny Glasser

Nadya / Madonna

Nadya Ginsburg

Dennis

Dennis Hensley

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