No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

Sep 29, 1999

1h 27m

★ 5.2

Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva.

Overview

No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

Genres

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

Laïka Films

Paradigma Films

TSR

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Cast

Arno

Vincent Coppey

Nina

Alexandra Tiedemann

Maurizio

Pietro Musillo

Alice

Nalini Selvadoray

Le Guitariste

Frédéric Martin

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No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

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