The Linguini Incident

May 1, 1991

1h 33m

★ 6.9

He wants to be tied down. She wants to be tied up. It's not what you think.

Overview

A waitress, a barman and an underwear designer try to rob the New York restaurant where two of them work.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Isolar

The Linguini Incident Trailers

Cast

Lucy

Rosanna Arquette

Monte

David Bowie

Dante

Andre Gregory

Vivian

Eszter Balint

Cecil

Buck Henry

Miracle

Viveca Lindfors

Jeanette

Marlee Matlin

Tony

Eloy Casados

Oliver

Michael Bonnabel

Phil

James Avery

Female Ventriloquist

Susan Mechsner

Tracy

Leana Hall

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