Dead in a Week (Or Your Money Back)

Sep 12, 2018

1h 30m

★ 6.3

Even assassins have to hit their targets

Overview

William has failed to kill himself so many times that he outsources his suicide to aging assassin Leslie. But with the contract signed and death assured within a week (or his money back), William suddenly discovers reasons to live... However Leslie is under pressure from his boss to make sure the contract is completed.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Drama

Production Companies

Guild of Assassins

Rather Good Films

Dead in a Week (Or Your Money Back) Trailers

Cast

William

Aneurin Barnard

Leslie

Tom Wilkinson

Ellie

Freya Mavor

Harvey

Christopher Eccleston

Penny

Marion Bailey

Ivan

Velibor Topic

Brian

Nigel Lindsay

Charlie

Gethin Anthony

Margaret

Marcia Warren

William's Mum

Emma Campbell-Jones

Anne

Nathalie Buscombe

Celia

Carol MacReady

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