A Chinese Tall Story

Dec 22, 2005

1h 43m

★ 5.1

Overview

The young monk Taka and his three disciples are captured by a demonic tree. Taka manages to escape thanks to the magic stick of Monkey King and decided to go free his companions. En route, he encounters a strange ally called Meiyan, a girl who is half-human and half monster. As Taka and his new friend set off on a fantastic adventure they will face many hardships and battles and may very well decide the fate of humanity and the entire universe...

Genres

Action

Comedy

Fantasy

Romance

Science Fiction

A Chinese Tall Story Trailers

Cast

Tripitaka

Nicholas Tse Ting-Fung

Beauty

Charlene Choi Chuek-Yin

Princess Shan

Fan Bingbing

Monkey King

Chen Bolin

Piggy

Kenny Kwan

Sandy Monk

Steven Cheung

Red Child

Isabella Leong Lok-Sze

Lord Chancellor Tortoise

Yuen Wah

Lo Ping

Kara Wai Ying-Hung

Jade Emperor

Gordon Liu Chia-Hui

One of Five Great Sect

Patrick Tam Yiu-Man

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