DZIDZIO Contrabass

Aug 31, 2017

1h 26m

★ 5.3

When three boneheads decide to make an illegal deal, you will wait for the end of the world.

Overview

Growing up near the border, money wasn’t an issue for these men. But suddenly, a pretty woman appears on their way and ruins all their plans. Get ready for the ground-shaking adventures when they risk everything to make their dreams a reality.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Solar Media Entertainment

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Cast

Dzidzio / Karl's Voice

Mykhailo Khoma

Alyona

Olena Lavreniuk

Nazariy Huk

Orest Halytskyi

Serhiy Lyba

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6.8

Easy

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4.8

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6.1

Orgazmo

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6.3

Pirates

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7.3

Carnival in Flanders

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6.8

Alesha Popovich and Tugarin the Dragon

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6.1

The Wedding Photographer

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7.5

Let's Not Get Angry

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5.7

Jonny Vang

Feb 14, 2003

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7.0

Shaun the Sheep Movie

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6.7

Hallam Foe

Feb 16, 2007

Hallam's talent for spying on people reveals his darkest fears-and his most peculiar desires. Driven to expose the true cause of his mother's death, he instead finds himself searching the rooftops of the city for love.

7.6

Hot Fuzz

Feb 14, 2007

Former London constable Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.

5.9

Tom Jones

Aug 24, 1963

Tom loves Sophie and Sophie loves Tom. But Tom and Sophie are of differering classes. Can they find a way through the mayhem to be true to love?

6.8

The Wedding Date

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6.6

Master of His Own Body

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5.0

Cauliflower Cupids

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0.0

Paysage aux torchons

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6.6

Hannah Montana: The Movie

Apr 10, 2009

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5.6

Slaughterhouse Rulez

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